3/3/2023 0 Comments Fatty phewPurportedly to address the issue of how women are treated on the vile live platform, Jack Dorsey was in India and was given a poster that said ‘smash Brahmanical patriarchy’ which he held up during a photo op. Retweets are not endorseyments - Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey, this week upheld his platform’s popular user-generated maxim by disowning responsibility for a poster that he got from someone else while in India this week. Apparently, even the isolated Sentinelese know that it’s 2018 and you should keep your religious beliefs to yourself, but not woke dudes from the states. John Chau went over multiple times to preach Christianity and was finally killed. This week, a 26-year-old American dude put up a strong nomination for the Darwin Awards by repeatedly making his way illegally onto North Sentinel Island, where a hostile tribe of people has lived peacefully for 60,000 years on their own. The Missionary Position: is apparently the most popular way to get screwed in. can we start over? This is issue 88 - and as any self-respecting housie announcer will tell you 88 is ‘two fat ladies’, which is also what people call us in our DMs. Hah! Take that people who haven’t subscribed to us yet! How do you like that? Wait, you aren’t even reading this. Yes, we’re now on par with Andy Zaltzman and his friends. This is issue 88 - a momentous one because we’ve now caught up with the Bugle series 4000 which had its 88th issue out yesterday. That’s right, we’re like Gautam Gambhir in the commentary box - you can’t mute our stream of consciousness if you want to hear everything that’s happening on the ground. Hello, Slippers! Welcome to The Third Slip - the weekly newsletter that keeps on going because the other alternatives are terrible.
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